Alright, so first of all, there are 2 singles wards in my immediate vicinity. Of course, there are more if you are willing to travel some, but I'm not really the ward hopping type and I don't anticipate having the time to. Each ward has about 200 people in them.
Total YSA population= 400 sweater-less young people
400 YSA x 50% active = 200 stalwarts
200 actives x 50% = 100 women in zion
100 righteous x (5/12) = 42 appropriately aged shemales, uh I mean females
42 not too ripe or too unripe girls - 10 girls I would be ashamed of = 32 nerds
Again the time has come to cut out the girls that I'm not attracted to. Not that any girl is ugly, I'm just not attracted to all of them. Every girl is a daughter of God and beautiful in her own way. Awesome now that we got the obligatory coddling over with, let me tell you things are rough here. You know that feeling you get when you see someone and you are like, "Daaaaang girl, you got fries with that shake?" Yeah I don't have that feeling anymore, or at least not since I've moved, or at least at least not at church. At BYU, I very scientifically determined I was attracted to approximately 25% of all girls. At my current location, I am going to be really generous and say 10% (this factors in the inevitable lowering of my standards after a several months).
32 smart enough girls x 10% = 3.2 cute enough girls
3.2 sweet spot girls x 50% = 1.6 single cute girls
Wish me luck.